The Republic of Isla del Ladron is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its burgeoning turtle population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.948 billion Isla del Ladronians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Isla del Ladronian economy, worth 418 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 70,297 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed turtleball players cannot remember their lineup position, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla del Ladron's national animal is the turtle.

Isla del Ladron is ranked 49,289^th in the world and 2,018^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,245.51 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.